Angelique Sanchez Is Really Dirty

Meet Angelique Sanchez.

Angelique was on her way to take a urine test when she stopped in the local 7-Eleven to use the microwave. That’s when things got a little weird.

A woman in Aurora, Colorado, has been cited for property damage after she allegedly used a 7-Eleven microwave to heat up a white plastic bottle filled with urine on Thursday morning.

The bottle blew up in the process, and the pee ended up dripping out of the microwave. When the bottle exploded, 26-year-old Angelique Sanchez allegedly left the convenience store.

Sanchez did come back and wiped up the microwave, but she apparently just took napkins and wiped the substance on the floor before walking out again.

The obvious question is why would Sanchez place a bottle of urine into a microwave, but judging from her mugshot, rational thought does not seem to be one of her strong suits.

6 thoughts on “Angelique Sanchez Is Really Dirty

  1. Gee whiz! I didn’t know whiz was an explosive! Will the ATF now require background checks before we can pee?

    Like

  2. I’m assuming she was trying to get the sample close to 98.6 degrees so the doc office would think this was a current sample. Filthy, dirty idiots abound.

    Like

  3. William – She could have kept the cup between her legs while she drove to the office, but that would take common sense.

    Ronni – She should move to Flori-duh.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s