Gimme A Cafe Pottay

Starbucks, the nation’s most woke organization, is now reportedly “clarifying” its restroom policy after being forced to allow the tired, poor, and wretched refuse use their terlets.

Starbucks Corp. tried to dig itself out of controversy Monday by attempting to clarify a policy toward nonpaying guests that generated an onslaught of weekend criticism.

The Seattle-based retailer on Saturday had said it would allow all guests in its U.S. company-owned stores to use its cafes, including its restrooms, whether or not they make a purchase. That announcement, which attracted some support, also drew complaints that cafes wouldn’t have enough seats for paying customers and would turn into homeless shelters and drug havens.

Who could have possibly seen this coming… besides every clear-thinking person in America?

On Monday, Starbucks revealed more about the policy, telling The Wall Street Journal that employees now have detailed instructions on what to do if someone is behaving in a disruptive manner, such as smoking, using drugs or alcohol, using restrooms improperly or sleeping.

Wait, what? You will allow non-paying customers to use your restrooms, but if they cause a disturbance – which is open to interpretation – you’ll narc them out? That doesn’t seem very progressive.

I rarely show pride for my city, but I am tickled pink Philadelphia played a substantial role in Starbucks’ oncoming ruin.

5 thoughts on “Gimme A Cafe Pottay

  1. I just keep hearing my dad’s voice when it comes to stuff like this. “Dang democrats never know when to leave well enough alone.”


  2. Ronni – It’s a PR nightmare they handled entirely wrong from a business standpoint. Like after a school shooting, Starbucks immediately decided they had to “do something.” Good job, morons.

    Cathy – Like they’ll use toilets…

    TXNick – Did you just call me a retard?

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