The U.S. Navy is apparently as sick of Florida as the rest of us, and they’re doing something about it.
The U.S. Navy is dropping live bombs in a national forest in Florida this week. The bombing began Monday from the Jacksonville Naval Air Station at its 450-acre Pinecastle Range Complex in Ocala National Forest.
The live bombs will be dropped from 9-11 a.m. each day with Navy jets back in the area in the afternoon and early evenings with inert bombings.
Hopefully, some enterprising young pilot will post fliers stating free beer and meth will be distributed inside the target area.
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I read this earlier and thought “What if you are some dumb tourist visiting Florida and all of a sudden you are being bombed!” Forget duck and cover I need a change of clothes and some booze!
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” Hopefully, some enterprising young pilot will post fliers stating free beer and meth will be distributed inside the target area. ”
An excellent idea! Add kiddie porn to that, and let me have the popcorn concession.
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Convince Hogg to come make a speech about the evils of bombs and I’ll bring the beer.
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Ronni – Booze first, then the clothes.
TXNick – A trifecta!
Cathy – He can bring Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, too.
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I wonder if “Wasserman-” is just a play on her former gender: “Was-a-man-“
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TXNick – At 49, I am arguably the horniest man on Earth, and even I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot cattle prod.
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What!? They should be bombing the California Capital. Maybe then we can become part of the US again.
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Truth.
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