Lie Back And Think Of Jennifer England

Meet Samantha Mears of Great Falls, Montana. Samantha dearly loves her ex-boyfriend, but there is a reason she has an ex-boyfriend.

As detailed in a criminal complaint, Samantha Mears, 19, entered the victim’s Great Falls residence Friday when he was not home. When the man returned, Mears “confronted him from behind with a machete.” Mears then allegedly told the man to “get on the bed and remove his clothes.”

Investigators charge that after Mears removed her pants, she climbed atop the victim “and they engaged in intercourse.” The victim said that Mears–who was holding the machete–bit him on the arm and “continued to have sex with him after he attempted to end” the encounter.

The victim told Great Falls police that he had “become aroused by seeing her without any undergarments on.” The man added that, after ejaculating, he “attempted to push Mears off of him to end the intercourse,” but she proceeded to bite his arm and “continued to have sex with him until he was no longer erect.”

God, what a pussy. “Waaah, a fairly attractive psychopath had sex with me until my penis surrendered! Waaah, someone arrest this woman for riding me all night!” Jesus, considering most of the women who sexually assault guys, this broad is practically Kate Upton.

8 thoughts on “Lie Back And Think Of Jennifer England

  1. Loki – Okay, she’s a teensy weensy insane, but the sex is probably fantastic.

    TXNick – I appreciate the stoner’s Mexican cowl.

    Mike – Happened to me in college. Girl was using a knife against me… while eating breakfast. I had to get in on, man. I had to.

    Cathy – Yeah, he hated every minute of it.

    Ingineer – Obama voter.

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