A British couple have been receiving complaints after their lovemaking sounds have annoyed and disgusted their neighbors.
A randy couple have been shamed by an angry neighbour who claims their noisy sex is disturbing locals on hot summer nights.
The neighbour compared the woman’s sounds to “a cross between a donkey giving birth and a very large excitable pig” in a Facebook post outing the amorous pair. It claims the lovers have been enjoying loud sex with their windows open at a home in Stapleford, Nottinghamshire.
But the anonymous neighbour isn’t pleased, telling them to keep their windows closed “or at least make sounds that the rest of us can appreciate.”
My neighbors don’t have that problem, except for my occasional shouts of YAHTZEE! as I finish.