FIFA To Guys: Drop Dead

FIFA, the brutally corrupt organization behind the World Cup, has demanded broadcasters avoid showing the multitude of fabulous babes attending the matches. S-M-R-T.

FIFA has ordered World Cup broadcasters to stop zooming their cameras in on ‘hot women’ in the crowd during matches, to help prevent sexism in football.

Among the glamorous fans attracting attention are former porn star Natalya Nemchinova, named as Russia’s hottest World Cup fan, along with wives and girlfriends of footballers playing for England, Croatia and France.

But, the federation’s diversity boss, Federico Addiechi, said the organisation has told its broadcast service to stop zooming in on ‘hot women’ in the stands.

Look, I love soccer, and the World Cup always pulls me in. That said, if you’re going to win over American fans, you’ll want to offer them some incentive. Crazy stupid hot babes will always do the trick.

But hey, if you want to see ratings plummet, go with this plan. Morons.

6 thoughts on “FIFA To Guys: Drop Dead

  1. Straight men and little boys of all ages love to look at the “honey Shots”. I have yet to meet one that did not.

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  2. If there are any fugly women in the crowd, maybe they can zoom in on them instead. That would be a quick way to kill viewership. I’d think the networks could tell FIFA to STFU. It’s not like FIFA can get rid of them or soccer wouldn’t be on TV.

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  3. Another reason for me not to watch. Ninety minutes of delicate boys running around a cow pasture, getting zero goals, falling on the ground in agony when they bump into a mosquito, and then calling it a “great victory” for one of the teams… and no honey shots?! I’d rather watch grass grow in the Sahara.

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  4. Mike – Looking at you, Hillary.

    Cathy – Truer words were never spoken.

    RG – The problem is the networks as so PC now, they will gleefully agree with FIFA’s asinine policy.

    TXNick – But grass doesn’t grow in… oh wait.

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