Come To The Dirt Side

Automated vacuums are all the rage these days, but the market is a tad dilluted. Samsung, however, decided to kick their model up a notch by adding some Star Wars detail.

With the exception of Finn, Stormtroopers are famous for being the faceless, pesky mercenaries that always induce chaos. They are good for nothing soldiers who can’t even hit their shots right. If you think about it, those bucket heads only exist to do all the dirty work for Darth Vader and be the cause of headaches for Luke, Leia, and Han Solo.

If you’re a massive Star Wars fan, you may be pleased to know that you can now be the Stormtroopers’ overlord and have them do your dirty work for you. The Samsung POWERbot™ Star Wars Limited Edition Stormtrooper Robot Vacuum is (finally) on sale, marked down by a whopping $327.

Normally I would yell, “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!” but I’m guessing the Stormtrooper models can never find the dirt they were looking for.

4 thoughts on “Come To The Dirt Side

  1. I hope your flight was uneventful.

    After Disney ruined the Star Wars universe by making it a SJW preaching platform, I wouldn’t buy a Super Star Destroyer from a Jawa if it was a tenth of an Imperial Credit.

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  2. TXNick – Flight was great. Three-plus hours with no real delays. Took us twenty minutes to get from Love Field to Texas Tollway, but otherwise it’s nice. And Jesus, does traffic always suck here?

    I was also amazed by the amount of water on the approach to Love. Didn’t expect that.

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    1. Be glad you didn’t catch it during rush hour. (Joking. Except during the wee hours of the morn, it’s usually as fast as a turtle on crutches.)

      We’ve had local flood warnings a few days ago. Takes a little time for the water to recede.

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