Michelle Knows Nothing About Nothing

Cover your genitals, everyone; Michelle Obama is back mingling with the unwashed masses. This time, she’s begging the low-information voters to participate in the midterms.

Michelle Obama encouraged people who “know nothing about nothing” to get out and vote while speaking at a campaign-style rally on Monday in Las Vegas.

“Voting does not require any kind of special expertise,” Obama told the crowd. “You know, you don’t need to be have some fancy degree to be qualified to vote. You don’t have to read every news article to be qualified to vote.”

“I’ve been voting since I was 18 years old — and trust me I didn’t know nothing about nothing at 18 years old — right?” she said, throwing her hands up.

Sadly, little has changed. Thirty-six years later, Michelle Obama is utterly and completely ignorant about America and its Constitution.

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