“He Died Doing Who He Loved”

An Italian playboy passed away last week while shtupping a woman one-third his age.

A famous Italian playboy who slept with thousands of women has died aged 63 while having sex with a 23-year-old tourist. Maurizio Zanfanti, dubbed the ‘Romeo of Rimini’, was getting intimate with the woman when he had a heart attack.

Realising something was seriously wrong, the Romanian tourist alerted the emergency services, but the nightclub manager could not be saved.

Also known as ‘Zanza’, he died on Tuesday night “after doing what he did best – loving women”, the Italian newspaper Il Resto Del Carlino reported.

Imagine being 63 and banging 23-year old. I mean, where would one even begin? In tribute to Maurizio, all Italian men’s penises will be set at half-mast.