Raymond Martz Is Goldmember

Meet Raymond Martz of Camden County, NJ. Raymond was arrested after apparently flogging the dolphin at a Nassau County beach.

On Oct. 12, a Nassau County Sheriff’s Office deputy was dispatched to the Main Beach Access point in Fernandina Beach. A female had reported that a man was on the beach with his shorts pulled to the side.

The report said that Martz appeared to be touching himself and that the woman “could see his genitals.”

Martz told deputies that he was only adjusting his shorts. Later, during an interview, Martz admitted having his genitals exposed but said it was “to air it them out.”

Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I had to “air out my genitals,” I could have retired three years ago.