You’ll Find He’s Full Of Surprises

Meet Luke Sky Walker of Tennessee. Luke was given a heroic name, but his actions reflect those of Greedo or Doctor Evazan.

Luke Sky Walker, 21, was arrested Thursday by police in Elizabethton, Tennessee, for a probation violation in connection with a felony theft charge. The jailbird namesake of the Jedi master was then taken into custody at the Probation and Parole Office before being taken to the Carter County Detention Center.

Even Mark Hamill — who played Luke Skywalker in the iconic “Star Wars” film series — commented that the arrest was a little out of this world.

“The real crime here is Mr. & Mrs. Walker saddling this poor guy with that name in the first place,” Hamill tweeted early Sunday. “#MisbegottenMoniker”

In a few years, Luke will have the death sentence on twelve systems.

4 thoughts on “You’ll Find He’s Full Of Surprises

  1. I’m pretty sure one of his problems is the fact that he’s 5’6″ and is trying to compensate for the short genes he inherited.

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  2. Elizabethton is probably the “tweaker capitol” of TN…just passing through, stopping for gas, McDonalds, I saw more meth heads, pot heads, and tweakers than I’ve ever seen in one place…oxy and hydro codone is like M&Ms in this area and fully 25% of the women I saw for c-sections at a regional hospital were on Suboxone or methadone and still smoking and tweaking…malnourished, hep C, HIV…a delightful patient population…

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