Editor’s note: We put mom into the assisted living residence yesterday. It did not go well. Between yelling at us, and telling us she wanted to die – in front of Mrs. Earp, who lost her father to cancer in March – it was arguably the worst day of my life. I only mention that to explain why I was scarce yesterday.
As for Sunday Services, today’s subject is the appropriately named Holly Madison, who celebrates a birthday today.
Holly Madison (December 23, 1979) is a model, showgirl, television personality, and New York Times best-selling author. Madison is known for her role in the E! reality television show, The Girls Next Door and for her own series, Holly’s World.
In July 2015, Madison released her first book and memoir, Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny. In May 2016, she released her second book, The Vegas Diaries: Romance, Rolling the Dice, and the Road to Reinvention detailing her career and dating life in Las Vegas.
With the exception of shtupping Hugh Hefner, Holly’s kinda hawt. There are more photos below the fold…
It’s as if she’s lying there waiting for me. I should run to her!
Holly possesses both the qualities guys require; namely, big boobs.
She’s also not afraid of manual labor. Yeah, get all in the nooks and crannies…
The services have ended. You may now go in peace.