Human, Please Insert Your Fleshy USB

The fine people at Big Sexbot are working on a new skin which will make the robot feel a human’s touch. While this may be fine for the robot, the clammy hands brigade may not appreciate Big Sexbot’s efforts.

SEX robots will soon be able to ‘feel’ a human’s touch with a new ‘smart skin’ making cyber love more realistic.

Great, so I can pay thousands of dollars to disappoint a robot instead of a human now.

The TouchYou is the latest development in sex-related technology that will supposedly make sexual interactions between humans and sex dolls more natural.

Yeah, there’s nothing more natural than short-circuiting your partner when it comes in contact with your… um… goop.

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