Howard The Cuck

Leftist former Starbucks head Howard Schultz has decided he wants to ruin the country like he ruined his business. Namely, he’s running for president in 2020.

These days, the difference between the parties is starker than it’s ever been in modern times. Yet here comes Howard Schultz, a billionaire who feels that he might be the answer to American politics.

Schultz, the former Starbucks CEO, says in a 60 Minutes interview already recorded but airing on Sunday that he is thinking very seriously about a presidential run—but he stops short of a full announcement.

He makes clear, however, that if he moves forward, he will do so as an independent.

Oh Cthulhu, make this happen and I will build many temples in your honor.

Already top Democratic operatives working for presidential candidates and beyond say they’re worried that the only thing he’ll accomplish is making sure Donald Trump gets reelected.

Leftist Democrats – but I repeat myself – destroyed Schultz in Twitter after his announcement, and Schultz reportedly responded, “I’m not running for president of Twitter.” It’s that kind of moxie which will lure Democrat voters… and sweep President Trump into a second term.

6 thoughts on “Howard The Cuck

  1. Let’s see, the dems will get all the socialist voters, Howie will get the NeverTrumpers and the not-so-far-left liberals, and Trump will squeak back into the Oval Office like he did in 2016 (heh).
    Now, if only the Hildabeast runs again, Trump will win every state except Kalifornicate and Noo Yawk.

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  2. Proof – Schultz can be the Democrats’ Ross Perot!

    TXNick – Apparently, she’s been telling her friends – as if she had any – that she wants to run in 2020. Democrats: The Party of Old, White Men.

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    1. Hillz reminds me of Brando from On the Waterfront. “I could’ve been someone, I could’ve been a contenda”.

      From what I’ve gathered, the twits on Twitter are NOT enthused about her trying again.

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