Her Device Was Nickels-Plated

Meet Dovie Nickels of Austin, Texas. This beautiful, totally sane woman decided she needed some excitement in her life… and between her legs.

Austin police arrested a semi-nude woman who was pleasuring herself at two street-level patios Tuesday afternoon on Congress Avenue in downtown Austin.

The woman, 26-year-old Dovie Nickels, has been charged with indecent exposure and was in Travis County Jail on Wednesday with bail set at $3,000.

Two officers, responding to a complaint from the JW Marriott Austin hotel, encountered Nickels across the street, sitting alone at a patio table at Second Bar + Kitchen in the 200 block of Congress Avenue. When an officer approached, she stopped moving her arms under the table and placed them on top of it. That’s when officers “observed that Nickels was not wearing any pants.”

Well, at least the officers stopped Dovie from continuing… oh wait…

Officers said she continued to masturbate even after she was handcuffed and placed in the back seat of a patrol vehicle.

Wow. So she’s incredibly horny and inconceivably flexible. Dovie would be the perfect woman if she didn’t have a face like a frying pan.

5 thoughts on “Her Device Was Nickels-Plated

  1. What was it Fred Sanford used to tell Esther?

    You could stick this chicks face in some some dough and make gorrilla cookies.


  2. TXNick – I know its police chief is a POS, but it’s good to know the crazies keep the officers employed.

    Loki – One of my all-time favorite television lines!

    Cathy – Parts of downtown Philly are the same way. Thankfully, the Feds keep the historic areas fairly clean.


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