These Boots Were Made For Street Walkin’ Caption Contest
(Source: Cassandra Fairbanks)
Caption this photo in the comments section. (Click the photo to get the full experience.) The winners will be posted on Monday, February 4th.
Original Caption: Wtf is @SenatorSinema wearing! Those boots look terrible with that dress, even if it was appropriate clothing for her job. They don’t even match. The colors completely clash. What on earth. If she was going to wear thigh highs with that dress they should have been grey.
The O.K. Corral 
Puss in Boots.
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“Hey fellas, business in the front, party in the rear!”
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I talk inappropriately, I think inappropriately, my goal is to legislate inappropriately. You think I’m going to dress appropriately?
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She thinks her shit don’t stink.
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The rest of her furry outfit was at the cleaners, but the boots were okay!
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Having forgotten to change clothes from her normal nighttime job, the new Senator from Arizona arrives to begin her term. Senate staffers are seen wondering how this streetwalker got past security.
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Look people, you have to wear boots this high to wade through the Democratic sh$t in this place!
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I usually just label these progressives with “No morals, no ethics, no principles,” but in this case I’ll add: “No class, no taste…”
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When did Bernie Sanders join the press pool?
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Considering the two professions are so similar, the new Senator from Arizona decided one outfit would be appropriate for both of her occupations.
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Thanks, Wyatt. Now I gotta decide which is more ridiculous, this bimbo or the people that are putting glitter on their dog’s balls.
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MelP – I’m pretty sure Sinema does both.
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No bets on this one.
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Finally, confirmation she was a hooker before the election.
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