The Hurt And Bernie Caption Contest is now over.
Top Five Entries:
5. I can’t hold this much longer. I sure hope it’s not a shart…………. – Taminator
4. Due to the extremely adverse reaction of those around him, Bernie realizes that his last bottle of COMRADE DA! aftershave actually does smell like death warmed over! – Dalek
3. “I don’t care how old he is. Someone needs to change his diaper!” – Cathy
2. (senator on the right) “Did this clown just shit himself?” – William
WINNER! – Mike AKA Proof’s Photoshop