Come One, Come All!

The web site Estately spanned the globe – or at least the country – to find the most lewd-sounding town names in every state. Pennsylvania comes in strong – heh, phrasing – with Intercourse.

You can check your own state’s names by clicking on the photo.

In order to make things right, we’ve created a new map using only the lewdest, most sexualized town names. To do this, we placed our minds in the gutter and spent days looking over detailed maps and scrutinizing the names of all cities, towns, and unincorporated communities for anything that sounded even remotely sexual or perverse. For the sake of time, we intentionally omitted natural features like Little Dick Lake in Minnesota, as well neighborhoods, such as Mianus in Connecticut.

In fairness, Little Dick Lake is probably so named because of the “shrinkage.”

7 thoughts on “Come One, Come All!

  1. They actually got Kentucky’s wrong. Official name Big Bone Lick, KY, which is… wait for it and no shat…right next to Beaverlick, KY!! You can’t make this up people!! : )

    Actually, they are not far from Cincy and I’ve been there often. Pretty country and Big Bone Lick State Park is really interesting. Kind of the La Brea Tarpits of the Eastern US. Many consider it to be the birthplace of American paleontology. It’s said the Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson both had fossils collected from there.

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  2. I know you will find this humorous. We used to go to ball games in Balltown all the time. They have a great baseball/softball field. Balltown is 40 miles from my hometown.

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  3. Sheesh, you’d think California would have something better than Rough & Ready? I’m embarrassed for my home state. My grandfather (born in Idaho) & mother (Minnesota) have way better name choices.

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  4. Some fun Texas town names are Cut ‘N’ Shoot; Uncertain; Bangs; Fate; Cumby; Red Lick; Muleshoe; Earth; Star Route; Whiteface (how racist!); Seagraves; Valentine; and Study Butte.

    Never let it be said that old Texans didn’t have a sense of humor when it came to naming their towns.

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