Jussie’s Swirl

Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to break this news to you, but conservative icon, and stable genius Jussie Smollett has been arrested for orchestrating a fake hate crime. I know, I am disappointed in Jussie, too.

Chicago police on Wednesday said they believe that “Empire” star Jussie Smollett made up claims that he was the target of a racist and homophobic attack — and evidence against him was being presented to a grand jury.

UPDATE: The federal charges, claiming Smollett sent the first hoax letter, have also been approved.

“Case Update: Jussie Smollett is now officially classified as a suspect in a criminal investigation by #ChicagoPolice for filing a false police report (Class 4 felony),” police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi tweeted. “Detectives are currently presenting evidence before a Cook County Grand Jury.”

Under Illinois law, Smollett, 36, could face up to three years in prison if charged and convicted of the crime.

The announcement followed a stream of recent reports that increasingly cast doubt on Smollett’s story, including that two Nigerian brothers told investigators Smollett paid them $3,500 to stage the Jan. 29 incident.

The Chicago P.D. deserves a lot of credit here. They didn’t roll over for some D-list Hollywood actor and simply take his word. They conducted a thorough investigation, and acted professionally.

As for Jussie Smollett, I believe the man has some serious personal and psychological issues. Normal, well-adjusted people do not invent crimes to grant themselves victim status. Smollett wasted countless man hours of the Chicago Police, their prosecutors, and the citizens in general. The man needs to see the inside of a prison.

8 thoughts on “Jussie’s Swirl

  1. His biggest beef was that on the set of Empire, the two leads made $150K per episode while he and the other 2 men who played their sons were only making $20k per episode and not many, if any, people knew who they were. Give me a flipping break! You orchestrate this debacle and use valuable city resources because you fall short in your acting abilities.(which was glaringly obvious in this stupid stunt he tried to pull off) This clown needs a lot more than therapy which is how the mainstream media is playing this! Roseanne got booted off her show for a lot less than this. 20th Century Fox better fire his sorry butt!!


  2. Never believed this clown’s story since day 1. It was obvious BS from the get go. But, the media and the rest of the left wanted to, because TRUMP!! What jackasses!! : (


  3. Unfortunately, he is a member of three protected classes: gay, black, Democrat…he will never see the inside of a jail…good work by the Chicago detectives so that this was not swept under the rug…


  4. Ronni – The guy is a nobody. I’ve seen Terrence Howard in films, and the broad who plays his wife. And seriously, $20k per episode isn’t enough for ya? Go F yourself.

    Cathy – He could be governor.

    William – Don Lemon was pushing this narrative very hard, probably because he was hot for Jussie.

    Doc – Yeah, the former president will put in a good word for him.


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