It’s hot in Arizona, and occasionally Joni likes to cool down with an adult beverage, or ten.
A Peoria woman is facing a slew of misdemeanor and felony charges after police say she drove drunk – into oncoming traffic – with her four children in the car.
Police arrested Joni Laughlin, 61, on suspicion of DUI in the parking lot of the Safeway at Vistancia Boulevard and El Mirage Road.
It started with a report of a wrong-way driver near the store. The person who called 911 followed that car into the Safeway parking lot. The caller also said that “four children were in the back seats screaming and crying.”
A preliminary breath test put her blood alcohol concentration at 0.254 percent, which is more than three times the legal definition of impaired (0.08 percent).
According to the article, all her children are younger than 15 years old, which means someone was banging this hag when she was 47. Enjoy your dinner.