Mark Spits

I realize the past few days have been nothing but sex stories, but this one was sent to me by Ronni, and it’s both fascinating and disturbing.

A woman in Spain suffered a life-threatening allergic reaction to penicillin after performing oral sex on her partner.

The unidentified woman swallowed her lover’s semen and, afterwards, began to vomit, struggle to breathe and began breaking out in hives. The patient, from Alicante in Spain, went to the hospital with suspected anaphylactic shock.

Doctors in Spain ruled out a rare semen allergy when the woman admitted to doctors she never suffered any symptoms in her previous sexual encounters. Medical officials discovered that 32-year-old partner had taken moxicillin-clavulanic acid, a form of penicillin, to treat an ear infection. (H/T – Ronni)

True story: A female officer who worked in my division years ago failed a urinalysis test. The officer – who was eventually fired – told Internal Affairs investigators she had cocaine in her system because she swallowed her lover’s semen. Incredibly, the department bought that tripe, and allowed her to continue working.

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