Assault Suspect Is Headed For Trouble

Meet Phillip Ray Lester of Fresno, California.

Phillip is sensitive about his fivehead – it’s much bigger than a forehead – so he doesn’t take to kindly to insults. Phillip also doesn’t take kindly to homeless men giving him gruff, as one poor sap recently found.

Two men are seen sparring in the middle of the street at Michigan Avenue and 6th Street. One man appears to be knocked unconscious in the middle of the road.

Police say two men were fighting for an unknown reason, one had a bat and the second had a metal rod.

After the victim was on the ground the suspect continued to hit the victim. The suspect was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon. He has been identified as Phillip Ray Lester, 61.

Why does this guy look familiar? Oh wait, I know! Phillip is Megamind!

7 thoughts on “Assault Suspect Is Headed For Trouble

  1. They should use his picture to show what happens when you are just so full of yourself. Forward it in the next mailer to democrats!!


  2. Cathy – Like giving birth to a giant light bulb.

    Tam – OMG, that’s freakin’ brilliant!

    Ronni – Corey Booker, fifteen years from now.

    Sully – He looks like The Deadly Bulb from The Tick cartoon.

    MelP – Well, with all the water shortages, maybe his head grew three times its size?


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