These two lovebirds went out for a night on the town in Cincinnati and after a few – read: many – adult beverages, they took a ride on a ferris wheel. Lauren then took a ride of her own.
An Ohio couple was arrested after police say they had sex on a popular Ferris wheel in downtown Cincinnati. Michael Mathisen and Lauren Wilder were both intoxicated when they boarded the SkyStar Wheel at The Banks on Thursday evening and had “sexual intercourse in the open in front of children and adults.”
The 150-foot SkyStar Wheel, which has 36 enclosed gondolas that each holds six people, makes four rotations and lasts 12 minutes, giving riders spectacular views of the Ohio River and Cincinnati.
In fairness, sex is much more comfortable on a ferris wheel than it is in the back of a car. Or so I’ve heard. By the way, someone should tell Michael he certainly “out-kicked the coverage” with Lauren. She’s crazy cute, while he is a poor man’s Stephen Tobolowski.
*For the record, we always say Ohio sucks because Kyle’s college recruitment meeting in Western Ohio went so terribly. Don’t send hate mail.