Alyssa Milano Is Being Stupid Again

Washed up D-list Hollywood actress Alyssa Milano is demanding her fellow feminists join her in a sex strike until wahmen have “legal control” over their flabby, wrinkled bodies.

Prominent left-wing feminists are divided on whether to lead a “sex strike” in protest of new abortion restrictions.

Actress Alyssa Milano on Friday night said women should cease having sex in response to new legislation in several states banning abortions after the sixth week of pregnancy, when an ultrasound can detect the unborn baby’s heartbeat.

I’ve always had an unconventional policy about these rabid abortion fans. If you’re really down for the struggle, you must have an abortion every time you get knocked up. Otherwise, you’re just a hypocrite. Milano has two children, so apparently she supports other wahmen having abortions, as long as Alyssa doesn’t have to get her hands dirty.

“Our reproductive rights are being erased. Until women have legal control over our own bodies we just cannot risk pregnancy,” Milano wrote in a viral tweet. “JOIN ME by not having sex until we get bodily autonomy back. I’m calling for a #SexStrike. Pass it on.”

Yes, wahmen have reproductive rights, but the clump of cells inside you have no rights at all. Seems legit. Last I checked, abortion is still legal, but please, Alyssa, show me how your rights are being erased.

Milano’s tweet came after former Florida Democratic congressional candidate Pam Keith called on women to “STOP having sex [with] conservative men” in her own viral tweet on Friday.

Click the link for this photo of Pam Keith. I’m fairly certain no guy is banging down her door – or banging her – anytime soon.

Look, no serious man should ever be worried about a sex strike. In fact, we should embrace it. Between the millions of pr0n sites on the web, and the rampant availability of video games, it’s puzzling why we even need women at all.

7 thoughts on “Alyssa Milano Is Being Stupid Again

  1. Why do you need women? If a good looking woman showed up at your door naked with a 6 pack of beer you would remember. Silly boy!
    If a butt-ugly fem did this your junk would scream and hide.


  2. Cathy – In fairness, Milano is pretty hot, but she’s ugly inside. I would say no thanks. The decision is on a case-by-case basis, I suppose.


  3. *meh* Wyatt, I don’t think she’s all that. Could go to most local clubs and see 10 as good and five better on most Saturday nights.


  4. William – She’s pretty hot, IMO, but you’re right. There are girls on Kyle’s Instagram which put this assclown to shame. I just think most guys would bang her because she’s famous, and ignore the leftist tropes. She’s not hot enough for me to put up with that.


  5. For those of you debating Milano’s bang-a-bility, don’t forget at one time she banged half the National League, so if you’re willing to go there, you’d better wrap that fucker up tight and boil it in hand-sanitizer afterward.


  6. I remember when she was on Charmed & her boobs went from a B cup to a C cup (look at the pic above, she’s on her back but her boobs are still standing up perky), then she had problems blinking her eyes, then her eye brows wouldn’t move. She’s had so much work done over the years.


  7. J-Dub – I was going to just put the sanitizer inside her va-jay-jay beforehand.

    MelP – Not to mention she’s probably been on the casting couch more times than the actresses with talent.


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