Have It Her Way

Meet Natasha Ethel Bagley of, well, guess the state. Natasha is a charming woman(?) who occasionally treats herself(?) to fast food. She(?) chose Burger King recently, and apparently became upset when she(?) was not given a five-finger discount for fries.

Natasha Ethel Bagley, 42, and her girlfriend, 27-year-old Genesis Peguero, went to the Burger King April 2 and asked for free fries at the drive thru. When an employee refused, the two women allegedly parked and walked into the restaurant.

This woman(?) is only 42? Holy shnikes!

Peguero hopped over the counter and, with her hands in her pockets, claimed she had a pistol and demanded the manager give them all of the money in the register.

When the unidentified female manager tried to call police, Peguero punched the woman in the face. Police say Bagley joined in, helping Peguero assault the manager.

Good grief, considering the thoroughly feminine body Bagley is sporting, it’s a miracle the manager was not beaten to death. No worries, though, because I hear prison fries are just as good as Burger King’s.

4 thoughts on “Have It Her Way

  1. Woah! Pass the eye bleach! That face could stop a sundial.

    And BK fries aren’t even that good. An advantage I have in boycotting BK & McDonald’s, is I avoid idiots like these.

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  2. TXNick – Exactly, their fries are subpar, as is the clientèle, apparently.

    Ronni – The horniest teenager would pass (out) at that.

    Ingineer – Well, she hardly seems like a super genius, but who knows.

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