The Devil Came Down To Virginia

A Virginia family spent their first night in their new home battling a strung-out woman with blue hair. Wow, the Welcome Committees in the south go a little overboard.

A female suspect who was naked and with blue hair in a ponytail broke into the family’s home and refused to leave, telling them: “I’m the devil,” WRIC reported.

The dad of the family fired 39 “warning shots” at the intruder, but she was undeterred. A brawl broke out between the woman and the family – including the 12-year-old son.

Instead of reloading your pistol three times, maybe just shoot her in the face and be done with it?

Punches and furniture were reportedly thrown about. The fight ended after the 12-year-old shoved a wrench into the intruder’s neck.

Wow, that’s awesome! If nothing else, the 12-year old should be living off PlayStation, candy, and ice cream for the next few months.

3 thoughts on “The Devil Came Down To Virginia

  1. Kudos to the 12 year old. That kid will probably have nightmares for a couple weeks, thanks to some idiotic, strung-out, blue haired demon.

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