Idiots Set To Storm Area 51

Nearly half a million people signed up to storm Nevada’s Area 51 in September, after a Facebook joke went viral. While the event was an obvious joke, far too many conspiracy theorists and random dullards are seriously considering the raid.

Should everything go according to plan, more than half a million strangers will gather in a remote Nevada town in mid-September, united by a common goal: raid Area 51 in the wee hours of the morning – using a strength-in-numbers approach to reveal any extraterrestrial treasures stashed within the notoriously clandestine government base.

Or, put more simply, “Lets see them aliens.”

Kyle told me about this last week, and said, “That would be awesome.” I reminded him Area 51 is on the grounds of an Air Force base, they have heavy weapons, and they don’t take too kindly to invasions.

By Friday evening, more than 540,000 people from around the world had signed up to attend the event: “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us,” – and just as many had indicated they were “interested.” Planned for Sept. 20 in Amargosa Valley, an hour’s drive away from Las Vegas, the event page is currently filled with thousands of posts theorizing the best way to break into the top-secret facility.

“They Can’t Stop All Of Us.” I wonder how much it costs to put that phrase on half a million tombstones?

9 thoughts on “Idiots Set To Storm Area 51

  1. I have to think that the majority of these “people” can’t be serious about breaking into a military base. Come on, some of them must have a modicum of common sense.


  2. Ronni – You know this is 2019 America, right?

    Cathy – With a giant bag if popcorn.

    TXNick – Maybe it’ll be during a lightning storm, and take out a few of the truly moony.

    Jim – I better get some butter with the popcorn.


  3. Know what Trump & the military should do? Set up an Area 51 amusement part. And, just for gits & shiggles, go to the fireworks store in Pahrump called Area 51 & get some big ass fireworks to set off.


  4. I can think of at least three gate runners shot dead since I retired in 2000. Two at Selfridge ANGB, Mich, and another at Luke AFB, Az. Use of deadly force is authorized and the military don’t play around.


  5. MelP – Thinning the herd. It works for deer.

    Ingineer – I’ve seen some of them. Hilarious.

    Bill R. – Nor should they. The leftists are getting more violent every day, and they need to know there are consequences. This isn’t Twitter.


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