Bring Out The Gimp

A small village in Somerset, England is on the lookout for a man in a gimp suit who has been chasing young women.

Wow, that may be the most bizarre sentence I have ever typed.

A “GRUNTING” creep in a “gimp suit” chased a terrified woman through a sleepy Somerset village – sparking a police helicopter search. She was walking through the village of Claverham when she saw the stalker “charging” at her “in a full black rubbery suit” on Thursday night.

Describing what happened, she said: “I was walking along with my torch and looked up to see someone charging at me in a full black rubbery suit and managed to take a picture.

“He kept coming towards me and was touching his groin, grunting and breathing heavy.”

For the record, no, I am not the man in the gimp suit. Yes I have been to England recently, but I do not own a gimp suit. I mean, I’ve rented one, but it was returned a few days ago. Yeah, that’s it.

There is no word whether the song “Yakety Sax” was playing during the chase.

6 thoughts on “Bring Out The Gimp

  1. R.I.P Benny. He was the only thing back in 1981 that kept me sane during my daughter’s colicky 1st year. Another show that wouldn’t get made today.

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