IKEA Ohio Is Having A Sale!

We had our basement renovated about a decade ago, and it’s probably time for new rugs, a painting, and maybe some furnishings. Thankfully, there’s a place in Toledo, Ohio which is right up my alley.

A Toledo, Ohio strip club is cleaning out its old furniture — couch dance furniture — and offering it up for the low low price of FREE. That’s right, your dream to create your very own strip club in your basement is possible thanks to this very kind gesture. You might even be able to get the couch where you got your first couch dance back in the day. This kind of deal doesn’t come along very often.

From the listing: ***CURB ALERT*** Scarletts Cabraret- Telegraph & Alexis. Former couch dance furniture put out to pasture. ***WARNING*** May have stained unknown bodily fluids. Use at your own risk!

Pfft, there’s no blacklights in my house, so what do I care. If you need me, I’ll be on the road to Ohio!

3 thoughts on “IKEA Ohio Is Having A Sale!

  1. Hey, my wife is from Ohio. Not only that, but she’s from Toledo. I ALWAYS knew I had a winner, but this proves it completely.

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