Guys, whatever you do, don’t use your Big Penis!
Do not use Big Penis, US regulators are warning Americans.
Sorry, but it’s the only kind I have.
The product, promoted as a natural male sexual stimulant, is available online and does not require a prescription. But inspectors with the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) found the tablets, sold globally, contain undeclared sildenafil – the active ingredient in Viagra – which is so potent it requires a doctor’s approval.
While that may be welcome news to some users, health officials warn the powerful ingredient could lower blood pressure to dangerous levels, with sinister consequences for users with conditions such as diabetes or heart disease.
Now, I’m no expert on American males, but I know enough to guarantee every single guy in the country would choose the big penis over something trivial like low blood pressure and heart disease. Besides, if you die using some Big Penis, at least you’ll leave an arousing corpse.