Entertainment Tonight, the world’s most useless celebrity news site next to Buzzfeed, posted an article about The Terminator star Linda Hamilton for her upcoming film, Terminator XXV: So Very Tired.
Obviously, a new Terminator film is not news, but the revealing quotes about Hamilton’s social life are very illuminating.
Linda Hamilton hasn’t had sex in more than a decade.
Linda, say the word and I will crawl naked over broken glass to California for you.
In a recent interview with The New York Times, the 62-year-old actress opens up about her life since her divorce from James Cameron in 1999. The end of that relationship, Hamilton says, left her “completely devastated for years.”
“I love my alone time like no one you’ve ever met,” Hamilton says. “I’ve been celibate for at least 15 years. One loses track, because it just doesn’t matter — or at least it doesn’t matter to me. I have a very romantic relationship with my world every day and the people who are in it.”
James Cameron is a douche, especially for ruining such a perfect woman like that. Hamilton is not 62, and while she’s still in Terminator-fighting shape, she’s also still pretty hot. Plus, she’s Linda F**king Hamilton; the woman who pulled guys my age into puberty!
The fact Hamilton hasn’t had sex in fifteen years is a crime against humanity.