The Mummy Lives

When they aren’t illegally spying on American citizens or attempting a coup on a duly elected president, the FBI occasionally investigates real crimes. In this case, they’re looking for a mummy robbing banks.

Authorities in Texas are on the search for a bank robber they have dubbed the “Mummy Marauder.” The robbery took place on Friday the 13th at the First Convenience Bank in Harris County.

The FBI in Houston described the suspect as a black male in his early 20s standing about 5’11.” The suspect wrapped white gauze around his face and arms, the FBI said. He also wore a wig and baseball cap.

Now, I’m no detective, but Texas may want to put out an APB on Lil Jon.

10 thoughts on “The Mummy Lives

  1. Many more stories like this and we’ll be doing “Texas Man” memes.

    But y’all remember, Houston USED to be part of Texas. It has been taken over by moonbats, and now qualifies to be part of Mexifornia.


  2. The banks I go to won’t even let you approach the window with a hat or hood or sun glasses on. Apparently, they do not have those rules in Texas.


    1. We allow citizens to carry firearms anywhere there is not a 30.06 or 30.07 sign. 30.06 prohibits concealed carry, 30.07 prohibits open carry.

      A good guy with a gun can be anywhere in Texas (except in “target-rich, free-fire zones, otherwise known as gun-free zones). Most of the bad guys take that into consideration when planning their crimes.

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