The Dizzy Miss Lindsey Caption Contest is now over.
Top Five Entries:
5. “…..and after 25 years of development,,,,,and largely due to your help, our Special Operators wanted you to have the first production model of what they have dubbed ‘the Trump Tactical Timepiece’ for its outstanding ability to take a beating and keep on ticking!” – Dalek
4. That goddamn wall better be built or I’m gonna open up a can of whoop-ass. – Kevin
3. The FBI should be arresting Hillary in 3-2-1… – Mike AKA Proof
2. In my best Ted Knight voice… “We’re waiting….” – Sully
WINNER! – According to my watch, it’s time for term limits. – Redneck Geezer