He Had To Go, And He Almost Went

A New York man was severely injured after he decided to take the subway after drinking twenty cans of crab juice. The crab juice didn’t kill him, but the jettisoning of said juice almost did.

A man who tried to relieve himself between two Bronx subway cars suffered a severe foot injury when he slipped and fell, cops said Wednesday.

The man, whose identity has not been released, was riding between cars on a southbound No. 6 train just after 8:40 p.m., when he fell as the train approached the Brook Ave. and E. 138th St. stop in Mott Haven.

I’ve been to NYC many times and have taken the subway often. My question is this: what kind of New Yorker was this guy? Real New Yorkers just urinate in the subway car, passengers be damned.

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