Back To America!

Well, it seems Lindsay Lohan is not welcome in another country anymore. The actress-turned-drunk told CNN she is moving back to the United States; I assume to beat the rapidly expanding border wall.

The 33-year-old actress — who is currently in Muscat, Oman — interviewed with Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen on New Year’s Eve via satellite interview and opened up about her resolutions for 2020, which included her plans to come home.

“I’m managing my sister, so I want to really focus on me and everything that I can do in my life and come back to America and start filming again, which I’m doing something soon in this new year,” Lohan revealed. “And, you know, just taking back the life I’ve worked so hard for and sharing it with my family and you guys.”

Look, I welcome another borderline hot actress in my country, but let’s honest; Ali Lohan is not a household name, and I doubt her career is taking off anytime soon. I’m guessing Oman does not offer much excitement in the form of bars, strip clubs, brothels, and Lindsay needs to be where the action is.

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