Die, Eagles, Die…

There are few organizations I despise more than the Philadelphia Eagles. Most of them are overpaid, ignorant, cop-hating clowns who spend more time being woke than playing football. Their fans – many, but not all – are usually drunken, white trash slobs who worship these scumbags, and hang their very lives on the team.

As usual, the Eagles backed into the playoffs with a pathetic 9-7 record, and immediately the white trash fans started screeching about the Super Bowl. Eagles fans are notoriously overconfident about this team, even though they’ve won one Super Bowl in a half century and their quarterback is mediocre at best.

The good news is the NFC East “Champions” lost to a dismal Seattle Seahawks team by a score of 17-9. The greatest team in football managed only three field goals. Thee loss made not only my day, but my month, and I will gladly bathe in Eagles fans’ tears.

Here’s hoping the Eagles miss the playoffs for the next seven years. They can win again after I’m retired and 2,000 miles away.

3 thoughts on “Die, Eagles, Die…

  1. How do you REALLY feel, Wyatt? Sounds like me when in comes to Nebraska. (I prefer college football but do watch some pro ball.)

    Like

  2. Ronni – I cannot stand the NFL, but I hate the Eagles more. I’m a big college football fan, but don’t cheer for Michigan since they knelt a few years ago.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s