The Five

This story was sent to my by my friend Jim, and while it’s an old story, it is too good to ignore. It also occurred in Flori-Duh, so that’s a bonus.

Police received a report of a fist fight at Five Guys Burgers and Fries early Wednesday afternoon in Stuart.

Stuart police arrested five people who had a fist fight at a Five Guys in Stuart on Wednesday, July 17.

“Five guys were involved in the fight, and those five guys found themselves under arrest,” the Stuart Police Department wrote on Facebook.

Three juveniles and two men were charged with affray and processed at the Martin County Jail. (H/T – Jim 911)

Why would you get into a fistfight at Five Guys when you’re surrounded by delicious burgers? Oh yeah, because it’s Florida.

4 thoughts on “The Five

    1. I have never been able to eat all the fries from Five Guys in one sitting.

      And thanks for the torture by posting this while I’m thousands of miles and hours of flight time away from one of their burgers.

      That being said, the first burger I stuff into my mouth when I return will be a Whataburger, followed a day or two later by one from Scottie’s Bar & Grill just outside of Texarkana.

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