The Ridges Of Madison County

Meet Catherine Lynn Coffey. Like many young, pretty teachers in America, Catherine wanted to see if one of her male students measured up – by using an actual foot-long ruler.

22-year-old Catherine Lynn Coffey was arrested and charged with two felonies. Coffey is charged with school employee engaging in a sex act with a student under the age of 19 and a school employee engaging in sexual contact with a student under the age of 19.

Coffey works as a Resource Teacher at Madison County Elementary School, according to the school’s website. The alleged sexual conduct occurred between August of 2019 and December of 2019.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’d hit that like a screen door in a hurricane, if for no other reason than Miss Coffey looks a lot like Cindy-Lou Who.

The Madison County Sheriff’s Office says it learned of the improper sexual misconduct between Coffey and the student on February 24, 2020. Investigators interviewed the victim and then arrested Coffey.

And that’s where they lost me. I’m not sticking up for this chick – she should definitely be charged – but who is the rat-fink who squealed? If it was the extraordinarily happy “victim,” then he should never be able to have sex with a woman again. If it was some random students, they should have to wear a scarlet letter for the rest of their days.