Oh Florida Man, How I Missed You

A Flori-Duh man and a small group of his closest friends (strike one) held a gender reveal party (strike two) which was truly en fuego (strike three).

Even with a burn ban in place, fire officials in Florida have already seen an increase in fires, including a Saturday blaze that was reportedly sparked by a gender reveal celebration.

“We were informed that it was caused by a gender reveal using Tannerite and a weapon,” said Brevard County Fire Rescue Chief Mark Schollmeyer. “Something as seemingly innocent as a gender reveal, can turn into a large-scale disaster where homes are threatened.”

To be honest, I am not sure which is the most heinous offense: the gender reveal party, or the ten acre fire which resulted from their stupidity.

4 thoughts on “Oh Florida Man, How I Missed You

  1. Have fun with flori-duh man. Enter florida man with your month and day born. Hit search. Mine was flori-duf man attacked by mad squirrel.
    Is a gender reveal party secret code for a nudist party?

    Like

  2. Cathy – I got “Florida man slapped with big mouth billy bass singing fish after argument.”

    I wonder if that’s better than Alabama Man?

    Like

  3. Here is what came up for me. Florida man attacks flamingo at Busch Gardens. This is a much needed distraction, Wyatt. Thank you.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s