A Flori-Duh man and a small group of his closest friends (strike one) held a gender reveal party (strike two) which was truly en fuego (strike three).
Even with a burn ban in place, fire officials in Florida have already seen an increase in fires, including a Saturday blaze that was reportedly sparked by a gender reveal celebration.
“We were informed that it was caused by a gender reveal using Tannerite and a weapon,” said Brevard County Fire Rescue Chief Mark Schollmeyer. “Something as seemingly innocent as a gender reveal, can turn into a large-scale disaster where homes are threatened.”
To be honest, I am not sure which is the most heinous offense: the gender reveal party, or the ten acre fire which resulted from their stupidity.
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Have fun with flori-duh man. Enter florida man with your month and day born. Hit search. Mine was flori-duf man attacked by mad squirrel.
Is a gender reveal party secret code for a nudist party?
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Cathy – I got “Florida man slapped with big mouth billy bass singing fish after argument.”
I wonder if that’s better than Alabama Man?
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Here is what came up for me. Florida man attacks flamingo at Busch Gardens. This is a much needed distraction, Wyatt. Thank you.
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Ronni – Those flamingos are bastards!
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