Never Bring A Knife To A Chainsaw Fight

Meet Sasha Joy Anderson and Christopher William Darmofal of South Range, Michigan. Sasha and Chris crave excitement, and nothing excites them more than a home invasion during a virus pandemic.

Forty-year-old Sasha Joy Anderson of South Range and 32-year-old Christopher William Darmofal of Warren were arraigned Monday morning in Houghton County District Court.

The Houghton County Sheriff’s Office says around 4:00 a.m. Saturday in South Range, Darmofal pulled a knife on a man inside his home. The man defended himself with a chainsaw, and Darmofal and Anderson ran away. Deputies found them at another home in South Range.

First-degree home invasion is a felony with a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison. Darmofal is also charged with carrying a concealed weapon, felonious assault and malicious destruction of personal property.

There is no word whether the chainsaw was an attachment on the homeowner’s AR-15.

5 thoughts on “Never Bring A Knife To A Chainsaw Fight

  1. I use one of those chainsaw bayonets. They’re pretty handy. The only drawback is they blood and gore always foul up the optics.


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