Netherlands Embraces Nether Regions

The Netherlands Department of Public Health is suggesting single men and women find a “friend with benefits” to wait out the Wuhan Virus lockdown.

Single men and women in the Netherlands are being advised to organise a seksbuddy (sex buddy) after criticism of rules dictating that home visitors maintain a 1.5-metre distance from their hosts during the coronavirus lockdown.

In a typically open-minded intervention, official guidance from the Dutch National Institute for Public Health and the Environment (RIVM) has been amended to suggest those without a permanent sexual partner come to mutually satisfactory agreements with like-minded individuals.

Oh Holland, where have you been all my life? So long Tennessee, hellooooo Netherlands!

Obligatory Seinfeld clip below…

3 thoughts on “Netherlands Embraces Nether Regions

  1. I’m guessing this is definitely lowering the participants anxiety level over all this covid stuff. It would certainly lower mine!


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