Subway, Beat Fresh

A couple were filmed having sex at a mostly empty subway station by an onlooker across the tracks. I guess these people never heard of facial distancing?

A raunchy couple took advantage of the practically empty transit system to get freaky on a subway platform, a new video shows.

The nearly minute-long clip, filmed by a chuckling onlooker from across the tracks, appears to show a man and woman in the throes of passion on the platform of the Flushing Avenue station in Brooklyn.

“Yeah, I don’t care, I don’t mind that s–t, that s–t is like PornHub to me,” the giddy gawker can be heard saying as the man looks over, sticks out his tongue and flashes hand-horns. “This is New York City, you see everything, you hear! Oh, he came. He f–king came. I can’t even concentrate with s–t like this.”

For the love of God, people, if you’re going to do something like that in public, have enough class to do it in the supermarket; preferably near the produce aisle.

4 thoughts on “Subway, Beat Fresh

  1. TX Nick – Twenty-six years in law enforcement and I have never seen even one attractive naked person.

    Ronni – Yes, but asparagus looks like… well, never mind.

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    1. Back in the eighties, I was driving north on I-35, leaving Texas to go on a job in Oklahoma, when I saw a woman, nude as a noodle, on the side of the road, with her thumb (and everything else) hanging out.

      I kept driving. I was afraid the suspension on my 3/4 ton Dodge Ram would collapse if I picked her up (as if I could).

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