Switzerland Is Going To The Dogs

Switzerland’s sex workers have released a few guidelines for banging during the Wuhan virus outbreak. The guidelines even highlight preferred sex positions while renting some love.

Swiss sex workers have drawn up a list of rules which they say minimises the risk of transmitting coronavirus in brothels, in hopes that the country’s ban on the industry could soon be lifted.

It comes as Switzerland’s adult industry has been heavily hit by the pandemic, after the government placed a temporary ban on prostitution two months ago to help stop the spread of the virus.

The plan to reopen the industry, prepared by the organisation ProKoRe, suggests that sex positions which allow for a safe distance between faces, such as ‘doggy style’ and ‘reverse cowgirl’, are advisable. (H/T – Loki)

Can someone explain these positions to me, as I have never heard of them before now. Are Vica Kerekes or Milana Vayntrub available for tutoring?

11 thoughts on “Switzerland Is Going To The Dogs

  1. I have no idea what a “reverse cowgirl” is. Most likely, it would be too strenuous for me anyway.

    As for “doggy style,” how dare they let ugly women start making money before the pretty ones!

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  2. TX Nick – Yeah, the nerve on these people. Reverse cowgirl is when the woman is on top but not looking at you. You’re looking at her back.

    Cathy – I think it involves an actual cow and time travel.

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  3. Should be a great tension release for a lot of people. I can only imagine the number of people looking up “reverse cowgirl” on the net.

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  4. 77 is like doggy, but on your sides. Sheesh. Is this a bunch of inexperienced kids, or Mrs Grundys? Next thing you’ll be telling me you never heard of ‘spitroast’!

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  5. Ronni – Some may, but guys who think about sex all day, every day – See also: me – know the lingo. 🙂

    TX Nick – They’re very good to me and I’m always humbled for the mentions. I’m a small fish in a big blog pond, but I appreciate it .

    JC – Never did a spitroast, but there was a great line about it in an Archer episode. “Sorry I tried to spitroast your mom.’

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