Last Bango In Vancouver

The Health Officer of British Columbia has warned her fellow Canucks to protect themselves after patrons of a nudie bar caught the Wuhan Virus. Honestly, it that’s all they caught, I’d call it a good day.

Provincial Health Officer Dr. Bonnie Henry said news of COVID-19 exposure at Brandi’s Exotic Show Lounge should serve as a reminder that British Columbians need to stay vigilant about preventing spread of the disease.

During Monday’s daily briefing, Henry said another 26 new cases of COVID-19 have been confirmed in B.C. since Friday, but no more deaths have been reported.

Henry urged Brandi’s patrons to watch for symptoms of the novel coronavirus if they visited the downtown Vancouver strip club on the nights of June 21, 22, 23 and 24. To date, three people have tested positive in connection with exposure to the virus at Brandi’s on those dates.

Dr. Henry also encouraged the patrons to stop by on the weekends between 5pm and 7pm, where she will be showcasing her talents, and explaining proper mask use while giving lap dances.

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