Pure As The Driven Snow?

Meet Olivia Culpo, a supermodel who was featured on Sunday Services in 2016. Olivia has been linked with a few professional athletes, including Tim Tebow, and she has recently claimed she’s a virgin.

Olivia Culpo wants people to believe she’s a virgin.

Wow, what an absolute crime.

Culpo commented on a recent Instagram post that she was going on vacation soon with her boyfriend, Carolina Panthers superstar Christian McCaffrey, and that they’d booked different rooms because of her virginity.

Obviously, we have no way of knowing whether or not Culpo is telling the truth. She could be dead serious or she could be completely joking.

Look, if Olivia is actually a virgin, good for her. Lord knows it must be difficult being a supermodel and staving off disgusting, horny men like me all day and night. If she’s lying, well, I guess she’s completely misreading the current American culture, since almost no one thinks virginity is a virtue anymore.

6 thoughts on “Pure As The Driven Snow?

  1. My two married sons and their lovely brides both remained chaste until marriage. I know that’s not the norm, but some people still think it’s a virtue. Then they also believe in things like all lives matter, not killing babies, and working hard to support a family. You know, other virtues nobody in today’s world really give a crap about. Olivia has my admiration, but it doesn’t take away from the fact that she is ridiculously hot.


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