A Washington, D.C. man was killed after he decided to place bottle rockets on his head and lit them during an Independence Day celebration.
Metropolitan Police released details Sunday afternoon about a man who died in a fireworks accident in Northwest Washington Friday night.
Investigators have identified the victim as 33-year-old Jose Tony Alvarez Umanzor of Northwest. Umanzor was holding a commercially made mortar firework above his head when the base of the object ejected downward after it was ignited.
Idiot, everyone knows you never launch fireworks off your skull without first placing flex tape on your melon. I mean, Phil Swift cut that boat in half and was cruiing on a lake minutes later!
“For every action, there is an EQUAL yet OPPOSITE reaction.”
A MORTAR round?? Hmm. Wonder how much force it takes to launch fireworks hundreds of feet into the air?
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Proof – We should be aiming these at our mortal enemies… Canada!
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Darwin is more than happy to give this idot the award.
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At 33 years of age, he probably has already soiled the gene pool. No Darwin for him.
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Total agreement from here.
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Cathy – He’s never been more proud.
TX Nick – I’m sure his spawn will follow in dad’s footsteps.
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We can hope.
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