Lance Armstrong Hates The Police

A bicycle store founded by Lance Armstrong has decided to terminate their contract with the Austin, TX Police Department for sales and repairs of police bikes. The store decided their support for the Black Lives Matter terror group was more important than police officers.

According to social media posts from Austin’s Mellow Johnny’s Bike Shop, the business made the call to terminate the contract in light of the “current evaluation of community policing in Austin.”

The bike shop supplied bicycles and repairs for officers within the APD via a $314,000 contract inked in 2019.

Cool, sue the bike shop for breach of contract and put them out of business.

“In the context of the current evaluation of community policing in Austin, we have decided to no longer purchase, re-sell and service police-issue Trek bikes and accessories under a City of Austin RFP [Request For Proposal] the shop was previously awarded,” the statement said.

Look, Lance Armstrong – aka Mister Doping – and his garbage company have every right to refuse any customer for virtually any reason. Similarly, the Austin P.D. has the right to call out these anti-police cowards and shop somewhere else.

That said, I find it hilariously hypocritical that after excoriating the Austin P.D., Mellow Johnny’s had the balls to end their tirade with this little nugget.

The post from the bike shop noted, “We are not anti-police. We do believe our local police force will protect us from the very threats we are receiving right now.

Yeah, good luck with that, dickheads.

The irony here is the Austin police will likely rush to your location when you call 911, even after all your disgusting bile-filled rant. You know why? Because most police officers have more integrity than Lance Armstrong and his merry band of assholes.

I sincerely hope this decision puts you out of business.

10 thoughts on “Lance Armstrong Hates The Police

  1. TX Nick – Personally, I’d respond but I wouldn’t break my back trying to get there. I realize we have a job to do, and even people who hate us deserve a response, but it’s getting more difficult to care when the anti-police crowd are victimized.


  2. Veeshir – Agreed. I’ve watched most every Tour de France in the last twenty years. I really enjoy it, and always rooted for Lance. I stood up for him when the doping allegations came out, only to find he cheated.

    It disappointed me, but he always seemed like a decent person. I guess I was wrong again. Then demanding the police rush to his store’s aid after that letter? Just disgusting.

    So far, Armstrong hasn’t mentioned the controversy at all. Douche.


  3. If rioting comes to Austin, the police might be too busy in other areas to respond to a 911 call at Armstrong’s store. That being the case, the looters would have a ball.

    Only one, though.


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