Bounty was out for a drive through scenic Florida, taking in the salt air, the warm climate, and copious amounts of alcohol. Unfortunately, Bounty didn’t realize he was about to hit a giant piece of irony.
The 22-year-old was arrested for drunk driving early Sunday after allegedly slamming his Mazda into an electronic sign cautioning motorists to “Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over.”
According to a probable cause affidavit, cops found Cheramy outside his car around 12:30 AM on the Tamiami Trail in Port Charlotte on the state’s Gulf Coast. Cheramy’s auto had sustained “heavy front-end damage,” reported a deputy who also noted that “the county sign board trailer had been struck.”
Cheramy told police that he was talking on the phone when he “suddenly struck something,” but was unsure “what he had struck or how he hit it.”
Well, you struck the most appropriate euphemism for your alcohol problem, and you hit it because you made Lindsay Lohan look like a teetotaler.