Halloween Candy Inbound

Michigan woodworker Matt Thompson found a unique way to give out Halloween candy while simultaneously obeying the awful Gretchen Whitmer’s fascistic Whuan Virus rules.

Seriously, this is an amazing idea.

Michigan woodworker Matt Thompson of Thompson Woodworks who builds wonderfully useful unexpected items, used a zip line and pulley contraption to create a safe, socially distant way to hand out candy to trick-or-treaters on Halloween.

“I used a cable and some pulleys to create a zipline. I used a fishing reel to retrieve the beer caddy.”

Thompson asked his friends and neighbors to help him test the contraption. They were well rewarded for their efforts.

“Yes, I asked my family and neighbors to dress up their kids for my silly video. They did get candy out of the deal. I included some treats for the parents as well.”

The candy is attached to the ghost, and the beer caddy for the parents is in the back. This guy is going to be the most popular person in the state.

A video demonstration is below the fold…

5 thoughts on “Halloween Candy Inbound

    1. Karen will get pissed off if he uses the beer caddy, but you are right, he will still be very popular. He’d be even more popular if he delivered a petition for Whitmer’s recall with each beer he passes out.

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  1. It is brilliant but depressing.
    I’m thoroughly sick of kung-flu theater and I really don’t like that we’re teaching another generation to be afraid of life.


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