It’s 4:30, Time For Leafing

A naked man was found in Lancaster County (PA) sitting along the side of the road eating grass. I now completely understand why the Amish have isolated themselves from the local population.

A naked man was found along Route 72 in Penn Township eating flowers and grass on Sunday morning.

Police were dispatched to the scene after a call reporting a naked man gardening.

Officers located the man who appeared to be in his mid-thirties, covered in feces and eating grass and leaves. (H/TMis. Hum.)

I mean, I can understand being covered in feces – believe me – but eating leaves, grass, and flowers? Dude, Woodstock ended fifty-one years ago. Lousy naked hippies.

11 thoughts on “It’s 4:30, Time For Leafing

  1. Mike47 – Before going insane he was reading Whitman’s “Leaves of Grass…”

    Tam – Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Veeshir – The department had officers put ideas into the suggestion box. Apparently my plan to strap them onto the hood of the car and let wind do the rest was not well received.


    1. They tell you to think outside the box then get all butthurt when you do.
      Although…. maybe the problem was the reduced visibility?
      Try suggesting the roof right behind the lights. They’d give you an anchor point


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